My first day “on the job”, I met the two literally 60 year old men I will be spending the next solid month with. “This summer I’m in Montana building a yurt with my mother. “Walking in and greeting people just to drop off my sister’s lunch because I’m actually still unemployed”. So she handed the tooth to me and hopped in the water like nothing happened”! Living the Dream “I’m a swim coach for the summer and one of my little swimmers lost her tooth.

“One kid pointed to the tail of a horseshoe crab in our touch tank and said “That’s its penis”.” “The child I nanny pooped on me after I thought she was done pooping and took off her diaper”. Turns out, I just had to pull the door really hard”. “Getting locked out because I thought that the front door to the building was secured since the handle would not turn. “After lunch I went to get my picture taken for my badge – turns out I had pen smeared across my face for the entire day until then…” “Printed out three I-9s because I messed up the date then the year”. I had to wait 40 minutes while it turned back on and updated before I was able to get back to the training.” “In the middle of training, I kicked the power switch on my computer and shut the whole thing down. “I couldn’t turn on my computer monitor”. Share your favorites with your colleagues and have a good laugh. Here is a collection of funny sales memes that people in sales can relate to. “My coworker couldn’t think of the word for photosynthesis so she googled “what is it called when plants eat the sun”. Sales people often joke around to distract themselves from the nagging thought of reaching sales targets and showing quarterly reports. “Our operations managing team thought I was a client and came out to shake my hand then realized I was a new hire…” “When new nurses all said where they were from and listed Virginia, Maryland, and North Carolina then when it came to me I said Vermont and someone asked, Did you live on a farm”? “Everyone at my office was so shocked when they heard what year I was born in– one woman said, I thought people born in 1996 were still in elementary school”! I just asked the Founder of the company what he did here.”Ĭo-Workers are Like a Big (Dysfunctional) Family “During meet-and-greet, as I was getting to know people, I was getting lazier with asking for everyone’s names and positions, so when I get to the last person, I said, “So what do you do here?” He was the founder and CEO. “Introducing myself to the Fed-Ex man thinking he was one of my bosses”. “I borrowed a pair of heels from my mom and I could not walk in them and my boss kept asking if I was okay as I got a tour of the office”. “Nobody at the job returned my emails so I showed up a day late”. “Absolutely no one introduced themselves until 3 days later.” “I was the first one in the office, and nobody showed up until hours later. Funny work memes: When your alarm goes off in the morning and you think to yourself ‘do I really need this job'. “Being told to sit and wait for someone to get me, and waiting almost 3 hours with no one in sight.” The face I make when I see you leaving work earlier than me.

This is worth a few minutes of your Friday. You submitted a ton of hilarious stories and here are some of our favorites. In last month’s survey, we included a bonus question that asked about the funniest part of your first day at your current job.

First day on the job meme